Build a Bear Workshop!
Once upon a time there
was a little girl name Fiona. Fiona was a terrible girl who constantly went out
into the reserved woods for Wobble Necked Turkeys and hugged the life out of
platypus while somehow simultaneously hunting down said species of turkey.
One day Fiona’s mother
walked in on Fiona in the living room whilst she was walking on the ceiling
frothing at the mouth and eating paint. She said she had been such a good girl
that she was going to take her to Build a Bear Workshop™. She immediately
exploded in a gory mess of blood, paint, and joy.
Finally at the
entrance of the (dreaded) store, she began frothing at the mouth and ripping
off the heads of other, inferior, stuffed animals. She was taken into the
private section of the store, where you could equip a variety of deadly weapons
to your stuffed friend! Collective screams of horror and blood curling agony
were followed as Fiona exited the store… exploding once again for no good
reason.
Authors notes: See,
that right there is why you don’t want to explore the inner workings of my
mind… lest you wished to be scarred beyond human comprehension… bye guys!
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