Saturday, January 5, 2013

Build a Bear Workshop Warning: Randomness ensues. NSFW


Build a Bear Workshop!


Once upon a time there was a little girl name Fiona. Fiona was a terrible girl who constantly went out into the reserved woods for Wobble Necked Turkeys and hugged the life out of platypus while somehow simultaneously hunting down said species of turkey.
One day Fiona’s mother walked in on Fiona in the living room whilst she was walking on the ceiling frothing at the mouth and eating paint. She said she had been such a good girl that she was going to take her to Build a Bear Workshop™. She immediately exploded in a gory mess of blood, paint, and joy.

Finally at the entrance of the (dreaded) store, she began frothing at the mouth and ripping off the heads of other, inferior, stuffed animals. She was taken into the private section of the store, where you could equip a variety of deadly weapons to your stuffed friend! Collective screams of horror and blood curling agony were followed as Fiona exited the store… exploding once again for no good reason.


Authors notes: See, that right there is why you don’t want to explore the inner workings of my mind… lest you wished to be scarred beyond human comprehension… bye guys!

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